ok, so how old is wolverine?
Posted by lateralusapc on 2008-11-18 20:02:49
I like the scale, and it's fun to try and guess the ages of marvel characters. The passage of time is hard to make concrete in the Marvel U. but there's no harm in playing around with it
Posted by kedd on 2008-11-18 20:29:23
What do you mean, there is no tooth fairy?
Posted by Michael Heide on 2008-11-18 20:36:12
Instead of wasting your time on this fictional pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo, why not apply your mind to, I dunno, fixing the economy?
Posted by Fetsur on 2008-11-18 20:38:52
Let's not get ahead of ourselves Festur. We've gotta set priorities. How is he going to reliably fix the economy if he can't first develop an age-scale for Marvel characters?
Posted by doncorswhazie on 2008-11-18 21:44:20
That was awesome! Best yet, it works in most cases of Marvel Superhero aging!
Quick, do Spiderman! That ought to throw off the curve a little!
Posted by DRock1 on 2008-11-19 00:02:46
Age is Just a Number ?
Very cool idea, "the Pryde Scale". My hat's off to the original author. Excellent work, fun idea.
I don't think it's binding, necessarily--- but I think it's a cool ballpark.
I've always thought of it like this: the FF debuted on the scene roughly ten years ago in Marvel Time. So divide however many "reader years" there have been since 1961 (2008-1961=47; 47/10=4.7), and that's the working ratio of the moment. So the "All-New X-Men", who have been around for 23 reader years have been on the scene in the Marvel U for just under five years (4.89...).
This model slides FORWARD, as per Tom's preference, and avoids the kind of irregular compression you get from specific character birthdays/milestones in-text.
And none of that counts the many, many Christmases enjoyed by the heroes of the Marvel U....
Posted by Gentleman Jack on 2008-11-19 02:31:24
Ghack!
Ignore my math above.
The All-New X-Men have been around 33 reader years, so just over 7 character years.
Which makes much more sense.
Posted by Gentleman Jack on 2008-11-19 02:33:26
not bad...
But I think the Franklin argument still holds - except you could argue that he was aged and then de-aged so maybe he's supposed to be 11 but he was de-aged and still a toddler. FYI - I think he just had his 6th birthday.
I've heard another formula that 5 years in our time = 1 year on MU time. I think that made more sense to me.
Here's another one - Peter Parker. If he was 16 in 1963, that's 45 "real" years ago. If you divide that by 5, then that was 9 years ago. 16 + 9 = 25! Exactly the age Peter is supposed to be.
Then again, there's the statement (and it's actually in one of the recent Marvel Handbooks) that the MU operates on a sliding scale. This works, in that even though the FF launched into space in 1962, it was never more than 10-12 years ago.
Love that time argument!
Oh - a side note on Kitty.... After she broke up with Wisdom, there was I think an Uncanny Annual or Unlimited issue where she was still mentioned as being 15!!! EEK!!! Pete Wisdom you CRADLE ROBBER!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Ya just gotta have fun with this stuff.
Posted by pmpknface on 2008-11-19 10:30:19
Character age is irrelevant
in a ficton where planets, galaxies and even whole universes are destroyed and recreated. Eternity has reset the universe on at least 2 occassions in Dr. Strange stories. Thanos and Nebula both messed with reality during the Infinity War. Franklin Richards has altered reality a couple of times. During the first Secret War virtually every Marvel character was destroyed and recreated. Characters have been aged and deaged by both mystical and scientific methods in various stories over the years.
I'm still not even sure why it matters to anyone. Are they just trying to prove that comics are illogical and reading them is stupid since they can't even keep the characters ages straight?
There are plenty of solid works of fiction where characters age and die as the series progresses, Bujold's Vorkosigan series for example. Comics don't work that way and they never have. There are certain conventions one has to accept as a comic book fan. If you aren't willing to accept them, find another source of entertainment.
Posted by izzatrix on 2008-11-19 13:25:51
Valeria.
Franklin may be 11, but in recent issues (especially those written by Aguirre-Sacasa), his sister Valeria appears like a 5 years old. Considering that she was depicted as a newly born in 2002, she’s off the scale.
Posted by freyes2000 on 2008-11-19 13:32:20
Completely disagree
I don't want my characters to age. Because I don't want them to be the same age as my parents and still fighting crime. And I don't want them to die of old age. Aging characters is stupid. Peter Parker is 23 forever!
What is Tom B's email by the way? I wanted to email a question as well that is lengthy, so I didn't want to just post it here.
Posted by pineappleprotein on 2008-11-19 14:04:08
Franklin Richards
Don't even bring up Franklin Richards. He has been the most neglected kid in comics history. And when they try to use him, we see the most outrageous story that can be told...Heroes Reborn anyone? Damn kid ruined continuity for a year!
Posted by bzoo2000 on 2008-11-19 20:55:36
great
yeah.
Ages is an interesting point , especially in regards of CHristmas issues.
Characters dies so time passes.
A way to talk about X-Men's books today: the unbelievable had becoming true, the New Mutants are now fashionnable, anybody believed this could possible, but Mrs Fraction and Brubaker did it. Despite, I don't know if it's a writiing intention or a penciler's will the make the characters think together about Doug Ramsay as if there was noddles AGAIN for dinner.That was just sick. The new Mutants from this era were just great, and the death of Doug Ramsay had a meaning.
I love you guys, I really do.
Posted by notapotatoe on 2008-11-20 10:29:01
I always assumed it was 2.5... but 3.5 works
As opposed to some on the comments here, I'd much prefer my fiction to age... like Savage Dragon or Invincible. This way real-world events and generational heroes can be a factor, much as WWII was a formative part of Marvel history.
That said, I understand why Marvel and DC age slowly, but I think it's important that hey age in some way. I tried working this out in the 90s (with much less detail) and got to about 2 years for every year... but 3.5 works better.
I honestly wish Marvel kept an unofficial timescale in their offices, to prevent things like the slinky-like growth of Franklin. He's 4 then he's 8 then he's 3 then he's 10. Freaky.
Posted by brandechh on 2008-11-20 10:40:43
real time comics
Izzatrix - there are plenty of real time comics as well. http://enterthestory.com/realtime_examples.html
Posted by tolworthy on 2008-11-22 06:45:13
wow
This was a fun little trip. Although i myself dont like thinking about my characters aging because it means that they could die and frankly i dont want someone to replace them with a successor that people try to make out to seem better than the heroe or villain for that matter that they are trying to replace.
But nonetheless it was intersiting to think about.
Posted by Ati11a on 2008-11-22 09:20:26
DUDE
(LOL) You don't miss a thing!
Posted by terciera on 2008-11-23 13:28:44
About "Katie Power".....
I believe that you've been extremely busy to notice that it's JULIE POWER {aka LIGHTSPEED} that you're talking about; since Katie {aka ENERGIZER} was Five when she debut within Power Pack and would be 12 years old currently {since she's five years younger that her sister}.......
As for Franklin, I agree with the majority about him being Eleven at this time, instead of seven {though I think that's another error made; since I remember the MK'S "FOUR" Series having Franklin celebrating his EIGHTH Birthday back then}.....
Posted by PaxHouse on 2008-11-24 19:47:49
Woooot
Way to go, Winterose - A BenBo original.
Posted by dp_lombardo on 2008-11-25 00:27:29
Re: Pryde Scale
pmpknface, I think Kitty mentions being around 15 in the high evolutionary X-Arc right before Claremont takes over. I want to say its like X-Men #98 or #99, which came out in 2000. So it's a bit off for the Pryde Scale, but yeah. As an Excalibur reader, that one stuck out in a "wait, she's that young? but then, pete wisdom and her, wait..." type moment.
And as to the ages of the original X-Men, didn't Stan give their ages back in the first issue or three of Uncanny? I always remember Beast being the oldest (I want to say 19) and Cyclops being a year or two younger. Bobby was the youngest at like 16, which was funny because Beast was turning 30 in the aforementioned X-Men issues, when shortly thereafter Bobby was having difficulty getting into the bar for Cyclops' bachelor party (which i think was what? Uncanny #310?).
Posted by watchmanone on 2008-11-25 18:54:54
emma
Emma Frost was obviously lying about her age, it fits her character. I think she's even gone on the record as lying about her age. I imagine she's in her early 30s but, if anything she seems younger now than she was in the old days as a villain.
Posted by peegee on 2008-11-26 19:41:19
Emma
Emma is the same age as the Original 5...she see's them on TV in her mini. In Gen X the editorial said she was 25.
Posted by ExodusCloak on 2008-11-29 13:47:23
Franklin's easy. He doesn't want to grow up, so he doesn't. The kid can alter reality, so for him it's pretty easy to change things so he stays a kid forever.
In truth he should be a teenager, but he just doesn't want to grow up that much.
I tend to count Marvel time by Spider-Man. In keeping with all the time mentions in Amazing, Spidey should be between 30 and 33 years old. Especially with Slott's time mentions in the Initiative.
Hence the Marvel universe is at least seventeen past the Fantastic Four's first appearance. (quite honestly you can not possibly make Peter any younger than thirty without wrecking continuity. Not that Quesada cares.)
Posted by liliaeth on 2008-12-01 18:07:11