Suggestions and a question
How come the twelve images are blank?

Here are some suggestions for REALLY putting the hurt on Ares! (Kids, please do not attempt the first suggestion!)

1: Chicken chow y action figure!

Step 1: Marinate Ares in some tariyaki sauce.

Step 2: Place some tiny chunks of diced meat on Ares.

Step 3: Puit said flavored Ares on a paper plate and place in the Microwave

Step 4: Heat on high for about a minute or two (being sure to watch the process for smoke, in which case you would want to take him out immediately).

Step 5: Remove from microwave and take picture of end result.


2. Ares goes to the moon! (ok, kids can kinda attempt this one)

Step 1: Tie Ares to a part of a water rocket (you know the kind you would get at a hobby shop).

Step 2: Fill Water Rocket with recommended quantity of Water, and add recommended pressure from air pump.

Step 3: (If possible) Remove the parashoot from rocket

Step 4: Send ARES TO THE MOON!!! (or watch him plummet to the ground)

3. HULK SMASH PUNY ACTION FIGURE!

Step 1: Equip Hulk punching gauntlets (be sure the batteries are in and this is turned on).

Step 2: Place Ares on the floor (or a durable table).

Step 3 (simple enough): HULK SMASH!


4. DANGER! Are sickness!

Step 1: Find a way to tie Ares to one of the blades of a cieling fan (assuming the cieling fan is strong enough to support his weight).

Step 2: Turn on the cieling fan and watch him go!

Step 3 (which kinda acts as #5): If string goes loose... let's just say Ares will definately be feeling that in the morning.

That's all the suggestions for now, but if the images were meant to be blank on purpose in light of fan suggestion, then I have filled in at least 4-5 of the blank slots.

Will there be any previews/sneak-peeks next week? :D

Posted by Aziroth on 2008-08-07 09:26:26
I believe the only doctor qualified to work on Ares is Dr. Octagon.
How can you watch minor league football when the Skins kick off the real thing in September?

Posted by ctwillis on 2008-08-07 11:26:25
You should drive a truck over Ares

Posted by imironman545 on 2008-08-07 13:45:41
I think that you could sit him down and talk about your feelings, or you could make him stand in the corner for days on end, or you could go off on a huge tangent about ways to inflict emotional pain on him...

Posted by Literateknits on 2008-08-07 22:56:31
Ares God of War ...
and pirates.

Posted by izzatrix on 2008-08-11 14:42:30